Morty Seinfeld

"This is going to be a whole thing."

"You took Jack Klompus's pen."

"The Raincoat. The executive raincoat. Retail seven hundred, I give it to you for three."

"I don't understand this neighborhood. Where do these people come from?"

"I came home one night and tripped over one of Jerry's toys. I took out my belt just to threaten him, and I got a glimpse of myself in the mirror. That night I cut off the loops — and the Executive was born."

"The Executive raincoat. The best raincoat ever made. I should know — I made it."

"I've been impeached. As condo president. After all I've done for these people."

"Thirty years I've been president. And it ends like this. Over a Cadillac."

"Jack Klompus has more money than me. I'm moving back to New York."

"Yeah, looks like you're getting a little spare tire there, tiger."

"That had nothing to do with it, the man was out of shape."