Quotes across all seasons
Season 5
"You were doing things in that theater that are not to be believed!"
"That's what my life is worth to him? Twenty-five dollars."
Season 6
"The male undercarriage needs support. This is a business opportunity."
"I'm wearing a cape now. The cape is a superior garment."
Season 7
"They took the bread! They took the marble rye and they never even served it! I want that rye!"
"That rye was supposed to be a gift. They rejected it! They rejected our rye!"
Season 8
"I made a meal that broke a man's spirit. After that I could never cook again. Until now."
"The chicken should not have been served that day. I know this now. I knew it then."
Season 9
"If you want the leg room, say you want the leg room! Don't blame the mechanism!"
"My doctor told me to say it when I feel the blood pressure rising."
Episodes featuring Frank Costanza
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