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"Well, I said 'Hello' to him... it didn't go well."

"Keith Hernandez! I despise him."

"I was speeding intentionally. I was trying to rush home to prevent my friend from doing something foolish."

"When you control the mail, you control information."

"I don't care. It was good. I was enjoying it. You had to interfere. Couldn't leave well enough alone. Well, I will get even with you for this. You can count on it."

"Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel, Friday has a feel, Sunday has a feel..."

"So , you have fleas. Maybe you keep your house in a state of disrepair. Maybe you live in squaller."

"Fleas? Bwa ha ha ha ha .That's preposterous. How can I , give you fleas. Now if you don't mind..."

"The ten-cent deposit. All those bottles. It's been sitting right there the whole time."

"I've never felt more alive than I do right now in Michigan with these bottles."

"Kenny Rogers Roasters. The greatest chicken in the world. And it's right across the street."

"Susie was a wonderful woman. I'm devastated. I never got to meet her but I'm devastated."

"I'm homeless! I'm gonna be out on a street corner, dancing for nickels. I'll be with the hobos in the trainyard, eating out of a bucket."

"\"I'll handle this, Violet. Why don't you take your three hour break? Oh, calm down, everyone. No one's cancelling any mail.\""